I need a woman
who can make me a man and
oh I’d love it if that woman
if that woman, if she was a fan

I’d love it if she was
How I’d love it if she was
A Fan
Oh how I’d love it if she was
A Fan

I need a woman who can stay up late
I need a woman who can play the bait
I need a woman who can sing and skate
and lick and love and rock and hate
If that someone rocks my boat
come in take off your overcoat
give me everything your heart

We’ll be the perfect couple and you’ll be art